VUPakistan

1. On being Late

“Kab chalu hua?”

“Attendance ho gayakya??”

“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”

“Mein kya karu, Mudassar bathroom mein ghusa hua tha”

“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna ……. kal kya

paraya tha sir ne”

“Kal se pakka class karunga”

“Ek page de na………. abe pen bhi to de…….”

“Kal proxy mara tha kya”

“Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”

2. During the lecture

“Yesss!!!! Sir…….The answer is

……huuuummmmm…….aaaaaaaa…………”

“No sir…..I know the answer ……sir….”

“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”

“Abe lecture ko chor….. Rani kya lag rahi hai aaj……..” HE HE HE HE !! ;))))

“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha…….gadha…….”

“mera assignment tere paas hai??”

“Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha cigarette pene chalte hain .”

“Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go canteen now!!!”

“Boss class khatam hote hi chai chahiye……”

3. Lab

“Expt. 2 likha??”

“Idhar Karna kya hai??”

“Yeh bhai…..mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata……..”

“Areee tu to bura maan gaya…….data dikha na………”

4. After exam

“Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?”

“Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?”

“Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai”

“1st mein 3 marks…..2nd mein 0…….3rd mein 2……. Gaya……….fail pakka…….”

“Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena……..wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar……”

"Yaar VU walaon ko hum per taras nahi aata"